by Max Barry

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Region: Scandinavia

Due to Daucus carotia causing an interregional issue with their goverment's recent declaration

November 9. 2016

Seeing
Humans are too arbitrary to be trusted to make a rational decision, the government of the Divided States of Daucus Carotia hereby declares a ban on conservatism, religion and populism in the public sphere of Daucus Carotia and all its colonies.

Acknowledging
These philosophies go against common decency, and sways the judgement of the individual, the government sees no other option than to ban it, in an attempt to protect Carrotian citizens against themselves. All of the above mentioned philosophies have no place in politics anymore, so the only natural step is to also rid it from society.

Declaring
Political, social and economic steps will from this day be taken in order to see this agenda through.

Daucus carotia

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. I, Bergelmir the commander of Muspellheim's transdimensional battleship Naglfar, have translocated Naglfar on orbit over Daucus carotia to observe this declarations effect on international trade and relations.

I expect a statement from Daucus carotia to clarify this declaration's effects on Daucus Carotia's international relations, especially concerning the use of the word war.

Grand Duke Bergelmir

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