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May I propose a new style for thee DEAREST LEADER?

*ahem* HIS MAJESTICNESS, THE MAGNIFICENT DEAREST LEADER, SUPREME LEADER OF ALL LEADERS IN THE EARTH, KING OF KINGS, SOLE PRESIDENT-FOR-LIFE, INVINCIBLE AND ALL-TRIUMPHANT COMMANDER, CHIEF OPHTHALMOLOGIST, BRILLIANT GENIUS OF HUMANITY, EXCELLENT SWIMMER INCLUDING BUTTERFLY, NOBLE PEACE PRIZE IN EVERYTHING YOU CAN THINK OF, AND BELOVED OPPRESSOR AND RUTHLESS PROTECTOR OF THE PRECIOUS AND EXPENDABLE PEOPLE OF ALL PSYCHOTIC DICTATORSHIPS