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Region: The Coalition of Governments

Greater mandira

Teletidbits Micronews "News so short you barely register it": INVESTIGATION CONTINUES, MINISTER OF LOYALTY RESIGNS
Amidst the growing scandal, the Minister of Loyalty Dante Senpherno has been revealed to have accepted bribes from several criminal groups and smugglers to have their tracking chips deactivated. This is a gross and disgusting violation of our glorious security system, and completely negates its purpose. Facing pressure from the NPP government, Mr. Senpherno has resigned, disgraced.
“For my actions I will never apologise. I did what I did solely to benefit the Mandiran state and I am not sorry.” My Senpherno said. The government has severed all benefits he could have been awarded and discontinued his income. An angry mob gathered outside of the Ministry of Loyalty, hurling bricks, stones, and other items at Senpherno as he was escorted off the premises.

In other news, Minister of Defense Rekard Stress finally returned home to the Central Provinces after several months keeping order in Zuidzarisen. With local tensions subsiding, and rebuilding efforts continuing, food shortages easing, and infrastructure growing, Zarisians are getting happier with their Mandiran overlords. Of course, unrest still boils in rural areas. He was greeted with open arms in Foundry of God, where his armor convoy stopped to a crowd of cheers. Mr. Stress has expressed his dismay at the bribery scandal, and has promised that he has been the most moral of Ministers.
The Ministry of Finance has announced it will be printing more money, as rebuilding efforts in Zaris are expensive and slow. A peaceful protest of various economics professors and advisors was arranged outside the Commonwealth Palace, asking the government to drastically cut funding on multiple social programs and getting inflation under control.
And on to weather, your budget news channel goes! Expect dangerous levels of particulate matter over the entire eastern half of the country, especially in Fortaliza. It will be sunny in the north and….

Franz-mekkado, Katha, and Domi sub mari

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