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Hi, I'm Mitt Romney, and I spent more money in 2011 teaching my horse how to dance than you made working at your actual job all year.

The region of Space Jesus has many unsettled lands, and is looking for feudal lords to administer these lands and oversee the peasantry's toils. We are giving these lands to feudal lords because they deserve them. The peasantry, on the other hand, gets nothing because we in Space Jesus do not believe in entitlements and handouts.

So move to Space Jesus today and become a feudal lord! (Note: peasantry sold separately / commoners need not apply)