by Max Barry

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Region: Atlantis

It is said that if we don't win the next game, it will crash our economy, largely because of how important advertising is in our culture. Currently, EVERY major corporation has sponsored Ory Nash, and should Ory Nash not perform in tonight's football cup, every major corporation's shares will drop.

Other pundits on the competing networks say that nobody cares, and that a new face will appear on the billboards overnight, should Madrocea F.C. lose the Finals. Police are on alert nationwide, as riots are expected no matter the outcome of the match.

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