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Hakketomat wrote:

The Issue

Upon arriving at your desk early this morning, you were stunned to find there weren't any dilemmas to resolve.

The Debate

1. "Well it's not surprising, is it?" pipes up Louis Frederickson from your entourage. "Every day, you expect the people of Hakketomat to come to you with their problems. Would it hurt you, for once, to go out and ask them what they want you to do?"

2. "They've given up!" grumbles Al Cho, ever the pessimist, "and I don't blame them. All these decisions, made with the best of intentions, and they always go wrong. From tax code reform to that incident with Brasilistan, nothing ever goes quite the way it should. Just give up, and let someone else call the shots for once."

3. "Nonsense!" trills the annoyingly chirpy Falala Dovey, pirouetting around your office. "There's just nothing left to fix. Yes, Leader, that's right. It's perfect. Hakketomat, Hakketomatians, you. All perfect."