by Max Barry

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Region: Australia

Hello, everyone. Put your butt in a chair and your hand in a tissue box, because I am writing to inform all of you that I am resigning my post as Ambassador to Australia from TNP. No, I am not McMasterdonia. I know he was also from TNP, and your PM as well, but - What do you mean, you don't know who I am? Even though, due to TNP policy, I couldn't participate in debates or government, didn't you see my many posts, made over the span of two months, being friendly and jovial? No? Wait, what do you mean, that isn't a long time? You're saying you never saw my RMB posts? Not even one? Oh, you did see one? It was good, wasn't it? The best? No? It was horrible? Really? Are you seriously saying I was a bad ambassador? Yes? What, now, you can't seriously - yes, I know McMasterdonia was great, but he's gone now! No, I can't bring him back; he's in Indonesia! Fine, then! If that's what you think of me, I'll go, then! Oh - wait - that's what I was going to do anyways. Well, closing my imagined discussion, I will be leaving. I don't expect any fanfare or anything, but I don't want to disappear on you guys, or leave without an explanation. I am going to be the ambassador of The North Pacific to Europeia, and, due to really great numbers in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, new rules stipulate that each ambassador can only be in charge of one embassy. This is a great policy, because there are about as many people in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs than there are embassies. However, that means that since I'm going to Europeia, I have to resign my post here. I hope to be here as a private citizen shortly - I hope Alta Australia isn't taken yet - and I wish all of you only the best, as I hope you do me. Though I wasn't able to post much, on here or on the forums, due to policy on not starting flamewars when you are officially representing a huge GCR (silly bureaucracy), I'll be able to soon do so much more (of both posting & flaming, probably). You should get a new ambassador shortly, and I hope you'll welcome him or her as you did me. Now, finally, after that much-too-long interruption, we resume our regularly scheduled programming: the Hate on Tony RMB Show. Enjoy!

Tony abott

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