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Fri, 26 Feb 2010
by Max Barry

For
some time now, the
World Assembly has housed both the General Assembly and
the Security Council. This created some practical problems, such as delegates elbowing
each other in the corridors, deliberately tripping each other, and
taping messages to the back of each other's jackets reading: "MY COUNCIL IS
TEH SUCK!!1!" And we shall not speak of the pantsing incident.
Clearly such conditions made it difficult to concentrate on ensuring global
harmony. The World Assembly therefore commenced construction of two separate edifices,
so that delegates of each Council could conduct their noble
work unhindered by the pointless bickering of the other. It is with great
pleasure that the WA now announces these works
are complete, and thanks
you for your attention to the mandatory invoice that will shortly arrive
at your respective parliaments, palaces, senates, and subterranean bunkers.
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Sun, 07 Feb 2010
by Max Barry
Apparently a moose chewed through some Bell Canada fiber optic cables and severed connection to our data center. That moose is now being tried for domestic terrorism.
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Tue, 02 Feb 2010
by Max Barry
When we started, there were no mobile devices. The only way to play NationStates was to dial in with your rotary phone and hold the speaker near your computer's CPU. To send telegrams, you had to go down to your local post office and physically wire a telegram. The daily update took two weeks.
But now mobile devices are everywhere! So here's a way to view NationStates that's not quite so mobile-hostile:
http://m.nationstates.net
This is just something I whipped up, not particularly slick. But it's better than trying to pinch-scroll your way around the main site. If it seems to work OK, we'll auto-redirect visits here from iPhones and Androids. Users on rotary-dial phones will be unaffected.


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