 The Republic of Teddy Bear Empire | Civil Rights Lovefest | "For the People, By the People" |
 The Republic of Teddy The Wonder Lizard | Democratic Socialists | "Peace By Any Means" |
 The Hardline Agnostics of Teddymania | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | "This is why we can't have nice things!" |
 The Armed Republic of Tedworth | Democratic Socialists | "Truth prevails" |
 The Protectorate of Teflsecretagent | Father Knows Best State | "In Dzidza we trust, in Teflsecretagent we obey!" |
 The United Socialist States of Tehrible | Corrupt Dictatorship | "Nil sine labore" |
 The Empire of Tehver | Corporate Police State | "What the hell do you mean we're out of missiles?!" |
 The Republic of Teiden | Liberal Democratic Socialists | "Criminal School, über alles." |
 The Federal Principality of Teigonica | Capitalizt | "Freedom until the End" |
 The United Socialist States of Teirsias | Civil Rights Lovefest | "Now that the day has arrived, they cry socialism!" |
 The Theocracy of Tejn | Psychotic Dictatorship | "Deus Vult" |
 The Constitutional Republic of Tekania | Civil Rights Lovefest | "QVI DESIDERAT PACEM PREPARATE BELLVM" |
 The Shadow Realm of Tekopolis | New York Times Democracy | "Raise your Sword Skyward! For Power, Wisdom & Courage!!" |
 The Empire of Tel | Civil Rights Lovefest | "To unify is to survive." |
 The Peaceful Kingdom of Tel Fyr Mora | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | "We just sleep all day long!" |
