The WorldWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
16,351.The Emirate of Tribe MemesAnarchy“God, Homeland, Liberty”
16,352.The Protectorate of GlobaliaCorporate Bordello“ Sed mater Dei fecit crescere super terram.”
16,353.The Theocracy of The Holy Empire of Ronald ReaganCapitalist Paradise“All hail Ronald Reagan”
16,354.The Republic of Noua MuntenieCapitalist Paradise“Sa facem o tara ca soarele sfant de pe cer”
16,355.The Republic of ThevilisianCorporate Bordello“Peace and Justice”
16,356.The Confederacy of BANANALAMALANDCapitalist Paradise“If you don't comply, I may kill you and your loved ones”
16,357.The Empire of Austins NationsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Im the leader, you listen to me. - Austin Newman”
16,358.The Democratic States of GoaterinoCompulsory Consumerist State“Power Though Intelligence”
16,359.The Brabanders of PelgrimCivil Rights Lovefest“De paden op, de lanen in”
16,360.The Queen's State of Zwanzig neunAnarchy“vacation”
«12. . .1,6331,6341,6351,6361,6371,6381,639. . .19,54519,546»
by Max Barry

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