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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Zombieland

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Borderlands of BotumlesPit	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Falling falling, falling on down.”
2.	The Ravenous Undead Rage of Crawling Zombie	Authoritarian Democracy	“Well, I'm the Crawlin' King Snake And I rule my den...”
3.	The Men in Black Agents of K and J	New York Times Democracy	“Set for pulsar level five subsonic implosion factor two”
4.	The First Zombie of Lazarus City	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Born to the dead am I”
5.	The Darkened Ballroom of Moon Dancers	Corporate Police State	“Its A Marvelous Night For A Moondance”
6.	The Mad Wandering Cannibal of Mr Ghoul	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“A Ghoul's gotta do, what a Ghoul's gotta do.”
7.	The Zombie Corporation of Mr Zombie	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Catch the Infection today!”
8.	The Nomadic Zombies of Rambling Zombies	Father Knows Best State	“Join Zombieland, Catch the Infection today!”
9.	The Evil Empire of The Umbrella Corporation-	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Nine out of every ten homes contain our products.”
10.	The Flu Epidemic of Walking Dead	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Brains!”

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