The Nudest in Wysteria
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 2. |  The Wealthy Evil Empire of Zamberdaf | Corporate Police State | “No moto since 1902” | |
| 3. |  The Twin Island Queendom of Masaka and Korgano | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We Are Waking” | |
| 4. |  The Loving Couple of ShipFan- | New York Times Democracy | “I ship it.” | |
| 5. |  The United States of Wars Forever | Iron Fist Consumerists | “War” | |
| 6. |  The Classy Realm of Half-Milers | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Sioux is a girl's name.” | |
| 7. |  The Gentle Peoples of Outter Micronesia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “My rights end where yours begin...” | |
| 8. |  The Grand Imperial Province of Pendulous | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Pseudaletia Unipuncta” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Seydisfodur | Left-wing Utopia | “Freedom for everyone” | |
| 10. |  The Nihilist Hippy Commune of Ummagumma | Left-wing Utopia | “You are only coming through in waves.” |
