The Most Armed in World Pirates Alliance
World Census experts took their lives into their hands in order to ascertain the average number of deadly weapons per citizen.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Booty Magnet of Pholidoteuthis | Left-wing Utopia | “Avast, ye scurvy scum!” | |
| 2. |  The Ruthless Ways of Capt Morgan | Capitalist Paradise | “ Yo Ho Yo Ho A Pirates Life for Me” |
