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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Warzone Airspace

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Stratospheric Anomalies of Volutus	Father Knows Best State	“Eternity Awaits”
2.	The Sky Lords of Warzone Alistia	Corporate Police State	“Mission Accomplished”
3.	The Airspace delagte of Plaine go pew pew	Father Knows Best State	“Strength Through Compliance”
4.	The Republic of Windkeeper	Democratic Socialists	“Report...”
5.	The Armed Republic of Republic of Flanderz	Capitalist Paradise	“Twirling Toward Freedom”
6.	The Cloudless Air of Critstar	Left-Leaning College State	“Legitimate Sky Crown of Warzone Airspace”
7.	The Empire of Warzone Airspace Watcher	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Peacezones for Peace”
8.	The Kingdom of Vijayanagra Empire	Corporate Police State	“Strength Through Freedom”
9.	The Commonwealth of Warzone Arsto	Libertarian Police State	“Arstotskiano, but in Warzone Trinidad”
10.	The Republic of Fiskenaesset	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Mission Accomplished”

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