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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Valhalla

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Alkhemycal Spires of Dust Princes	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Hear the Thunder, Feel the Rain”
2.	The Loving Couple of ShipFan	Moralistic Democracy	“I ship it.”
3.	The Sultanate of The Urkerrith	Moralistic Democracy	“Might Makes Right”
4.	The Puffy Cute Dictatorship 💦 of Oymyakon	Corrupt Dictatorship	“💦 I am the one who arranges the blocks! 💦”
5.	The Republic of Moon Rocket	Authoritarian Democracy	“Hey diddle diddle”
6.	The Vrolondia of GRO II	Capitalist Paradise	“through Fire and Metal”
7.	The 10000 Islands Emissary State of Puppaffnia II	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Serviens Paffniae quoque”
8.	The Republic of Yclept	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“You can call me Ray...”
9.	The Student Body of Valhalla High School	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“The Orange Nation”
10.	The Queendom of KittenHaven	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Love shall overcome all adversity”