The Most Scientifically Advanced in USSR
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The New Paradigm of Mutant wasteland | Left-Leaning College State | “We are getting stronger” | |
| 2. |  The Obese Peoples Republic of The Sloppy Joe | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Another Day Another Baby That's My Motto” | |
| 3. |  The Soviet Socialist Republics of The Pan-Soviet Union | Father Knows Best State | “☭ Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь! ☭” | |
| 4. |  The Union of Sovereign Republics of Esperie | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Liberty guides our steps” | |
| 5. |  The United Socialist Republics of Egorka | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Egorka, Guggy, Care.” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of The Bulgarian Balkans | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Never cry over spilt milk. It could have been vodka.” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Liberal Ukraine | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Only dead fish go with the flow” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic People's Republic of Slavestate | Democratic Socialists | “BE VIGILANT” | |
| 9. |  The United Socialist States of Rossortsy | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “By the people, for the people” | |
| 10. |  The Communist State of RedCommunist | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “No one can stop our mighty Soviet bureaucracies!” |
