The Nicest Citizens in USSR
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of The Bulgarian Balkans | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Never cry over spilt milk. It could have been vodka.” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Liberal Ukraine | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Only dead fish go with the flow” | |
| 3. |  The New Paradigm of Mutant wasteland | Left-Leaning College State | “We are getting stronger” | |
| 4. |  The Tagyŕguý-Yeźnićo of Hvalfyurden | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Ńỹśe śuý. Ńỹśe yeźnima. Ńỹśe zwýńet.” | |
| 5. |  The Union of Sovereign Republics of Esperie | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Liberty guides our steps” | |
| 6. |  The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba | Left-wing Utopia | “We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby” | |
| 7. |  The United Socialist States of Rossortsy | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “By the people, for the people” | |
| 8. |  The República Popular of Marinajez | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “To Siberia” | |
| 9. |  The Free Land of Lazarev Antarctica | Democratic Socialists | “Eat the Rich!” | |
| 10. |  The Community of State Earth | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Девиз...” |
