The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in USSR
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba | Left-wing Utopia | “We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby” | |
| 2. |  The Borderlands of Synin | Moralistic Democracy | “Just when you thought things were getting better...” | |
| 3. |  The Obese Peoples Republic of The Sloppy Joe | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Another Day Another Baby That's My Motto” | |
| 4. |  The United Socialist Republics of Egorka | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Egorka, Guggy, Care.” | |
| 5. |  The Transitional Government of Pabaan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “لَا إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا ٱللَّٰهُ مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُولُ ٱللَّٰهِ” | |
| 6. |  The Government of Sovetskij Sojuz | Authoritarian Democracy | “Workers of the world, unite!” | |
| 7. |  The Tagyŕguý-Yeźnićo of Hvalfyurden | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Ńỹśe śuý. Ńỹśe yeźnima. Ńỹśe zwýńet.” | |
| 8. |  The Soviet Socialist Republic of Mogola | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Поднимаемся вместе рабочие!” | |
| 9. |  The Community of State Earth | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Девиз...” | |
| 10. |  The People's Republic of Zekarsky | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Единство в целях, сила в равенстве: для народа, от наро” |
