The Most Primitive in The White House
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Clash City Rockers of The Clash | Left-wing Utopia | “Es Verdad, those Washington Bullets again” | |
| 2. |  The Purple Haze of Jules Bonnot | Left-wing Utopia | “Found” |
