The Most Ignorant Citizens in the West Pacific
The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Empire of Haedlia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “For the blessed nation!” | |
| 2. |  The Federation of Hypermeridionalis | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Ynys yr Affalon” | |
| 3. |  The Most Serene Republic of Emmelinicks | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Like a willow, I can bend” | |
| 4. |  The Imperium of Of mannn | Corporate Police State | “Suffer not the alien to live.” | |
| 5. |  The Territory of Deamonopolis | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Light of the South” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Sycamorstan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Work harder slaves!” | |
| 7. |  The People's Republic of Freedummya | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Repeat after me: I am free.” | |
| 8. |  The Confederacy of Westie | Father Knows Best State | “Westies are Superheroes” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Bontimagenshya | Father Knows Best State | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 10. |  The Blessed Empire of Recapitah | Corporate Police State | “Through servitude we find purpose” |
