The World World Census
The Most Ignorant Citizens in the World
The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederacy of The Goggles | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Deo Vindice” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of I Always Choose The Last Option | Father Knows Best State | “Do you really need a comment on how I make my decisions” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Matriarchy of The Blessed and Holy Land | Corporate Police State | “Praise be to our Holy Goddess” | |
| 4. |  The Ever Regressing Backwater of Prosophobia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “25000000BC or Bust!” | |
| 5. |  The Most Christian City of Ordenza | Capitalist Paradise | “Do not despair” | |
| 6. |  The Empire of Ever dark | Iron Fist Consumerists | “All is one. All is strife. The worthy rise.” | |
| 7. |  The Apocalypse of GeodesicDragon | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Glory to the Apocalypse!” | |
| 8. |  The Poetic Tendencies of Aersoldorf | Psychotic Dictatorship | “But for paper, wars would be rare” | |
| 9. |  The Dictatorship of Main Nation Ministry | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Sit salus Ministerio dare nobis.” | |
| 10. |  The Free State of Vosiycrs | Anarchy | “There Can Never Be Enough” |
