The Highest Drug Use in the South Pacific
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Wastelands of Nothreen | Corporate Bordello | “My way or the highway” | |
| 2. |  The Free Land of Serzic | Capitalizt | “You cannot tame a free people” | |
| 3. |  The Community of Freiheitia | Left-wing Utopia | “We Will Endure” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of The Syndicalist Union of Britain | Left-wing Utopia | “Now's the Day and Now's the Hour” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Southern Amerion | Anarchy | “Kill them with success and bury them with a smile” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Stephans Quintet | Anarchy | “Sparkling clusters of millions of young stars” | |
| 7. | The Republic of AYYA 59th Division | Anarchy | “Ymyyakhtakh” | |
| 8. |  The Free Land of Orgazma | Anarchy | “Freedom, Love and Ecstasy” | |
| 9. | The United States of Upper Syevorbax | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 10. |  The Commonwealth of Rubusia | Anarchy | “Land where Man roams free” |
