The Most Armed in the South Pacific
World Census experts took their lives into their hands in order to ascertain the average number of deadly weapons per citizen.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr | Compulsory Consumerist State | “With oysters we thrive!” | |
| 2. |  The Wastelands of Nothreen | Corporate Bordello | “My way or the highway” | |
| 3. |  The Serene Democracy of Bear Connors Paradiso | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “What is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more.” | |
| 4. |  The Free Land of Serzic | Capitalizt | “You cannot tame a free people” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land of Orgazma | Anarchy | “Freedom, Love and Ecstasy” | |
| 6. |  The United States of Minimalis | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Meh” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of SSN97 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Erin Go Bragh” | |
| 8. | The Republic of SSN10 | Moralistic Democracy | “Erin Go Bragh” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Fresh1 | Moralistic Democracy | “Motto...” | |
| 10. | The Rogue Nation of MSN90 | Moralistic Democracy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” |
