The Fattest Citizens in The Respected Realms
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dominion of Rivgalia | Compulsory Consumerist State | “You really want to help me out here.” | |
| 2. |  The Krell Dominion of The Id Monsters | Corporate Police State | “Morbius” | |
| 3. |  The Thin Red Line of Rorkes - Drift | Corporate Police State | “A Martini-Henry Rifle With A Little Guts Behind It” | |
| 4. |  The Psychotic Dictatorship of Double Cross | Corporate Police State | “All Hail Adenoid Hynkel” | |
| 5. |  The Light Brigade of The Zurich Cavalry | Corporate Police State | “Have No Fear, The Cavalry Is Here!” | |
| 6. |  The Dominion of John Steed | Corporate Police State | “Mrs. Peel, We're Needed” | |
| 7. | The Towering Inferno of Cody Jarret | Corporate Police State | “Look Ma, Top of the World” | |
| 8. |  The Many Affairs of April Dancer | Corporate Police State | “The Girl from U.N.C.L.E” | |
| 9. |  The Traurigkeit of Die Frau ohne Schatten | Corporate Police State | “Ich Weiß Nichts” | |
| 10. |  The Bicentennial Rogue of Lord Ned Ludd | Corporate Police State | “Luddites, Cast Your Sabots!” |
