The PacificWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in the Pacific

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, the Pacific is ranked 8,112th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
46.The Imperial Patriarchy of EllandryaCorporate Police State“Fortis Superesse”
47.The Free Land of Anarcho-CapitalizmAnarchy“This nation does not reflect my political values!”
48.The Arch-Empire of Confused States of AtlantisInoffensive Centrist Democracy“You work or you die”
49.The Empire of Peacemakers IncBenevolent Dictatorship“Peace and Love Incorporated”
50.The Dominion of StuffcitInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Make things to break things”
51.The Republic of The Basement Of FPAnarchy“For Freedom”
52.The Fiefdom of FyrdhammerCorporate Bordello“L'audace, l'audace, toujours l'audace!”
53.The People's Republic of YuthanazyaCapitalizt“Carpe Vocatus”
54.The Oppressed Peoples of East NewliansCorporate Police State“SUBITE VENE IN OREM”
55.The Commonwealth of AnarhokapBenevolent Dictatorship“Hui”
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by Max Barry

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