The PacificWorld Census

The Highest Drug Use in the Pacific

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, the Pacific is ranked 9,555th in the world for Highest Drug Use.

NationWA CategoryMotto
16.The United Socialist States of Commie LibsDemocratic Socialists“Im so cereal”
17.The Rogue Nation of Chicken Mongerers AGCorrupt Dictatorship“Buy some Chickens/Chicken By Products!”
18.The Principality of Maria EveFather Knows Best State“Stuff happens”
19.The Oppressed Peoples of TumblrCorrupt Dictatorship“i caN'T EVEN”
20.The Republic of BohndrewCompulsory Consumerist State“For the good of the clan”
21.The Dictatorship of Havoks KingdomFather Knows Best State“WELP”
22.The Rogue Nation of FreeatlastlandFather Knows Best State“YOU CAN'T FOLLOW US HERE”
23.The Grand Duchy of New LebowaCorrupt Dictatorship“We've got to have money!”
24.The Matriarchy of KaibilMother Knows Best State“Eat, sleep and sunbath”
25.The Armed Republic of LebensmudeFather Knows Best State“ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ”
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by Max Barry

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