The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in the Pacific
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue Nation of Momstononistan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Better to overreact, than to regret it later.” | |
| 2. |  The DOMA🎌IN of VIVIEN | Father Knows Best State | “G👏G👏” | |
| 3. |  The NPO High Inquisitor of Myrth | Compulsory Consumerist State | “You may all stop clapping at the ringing of the bell.” | |
| 4. |  The Greedland of Anaxonia | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Si ça bouge pas,bouffe-le!” | |
| 5. |  The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Obey or die” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Yellington | Corporate Police State | “We will crush anyone who stands in our path!” | |
| 7. |  The Holy Empire of Sons of Shub-Niggurath | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl agl fhtagn” | |
| 8. |  The Endless Flight of Nullity | Capitalist Paradise | “Dream till the night dies” | |
| 9. |  The Queendom of Stevist Guam | Corporate Bordello | “For steve!” | |
| 10. |  The Dominion of Teufelvolk | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Fight to the death!” |
