The Fattest Citizens in The Nether
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Protectorate of Lower Down | Iron Fist Consumerists | “You can always go lower” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Hinamizawa- | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 3. |  The People's Republic of East Wallenburg | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Independence or Death!” |
