The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Moon
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of -Cocogoat- | Father Knows Best State | “Milk....” | |
| 2. |  The Dissent Crushing Machination of Aurum Riders 1st Treasury | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Dissent Will not be Tolerated.©” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Banana Pudding Slime | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Catenaccio | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The best defense is a good italian” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of CINOCI 47 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Haunted by the memories of things we'll never see” | |
| 6. |  The 🌸 Pinktastic 🐾 Coffee ☕ Loving 💕 Grand 🧀 Dutchy 🌷 Queendom 👑 of Crazy girl | Mother Knows Best State | “☕ Please bring more coffee ☕” | |
| 7. |  The Commercial Success of Dawson Is The Moon | Iron Fist Consumerists | “DAWSON IS THE MOON” | |
| 8. |  The Colony of Feynland Luna | Anarchy | “One small step for Feynland, one giant leap for mankind” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Galactic Arbitaner | Iron Fist Consumerists | “En Garde!” | |
| 10. |  The Fenced Compound of Giant Moon Laser | New York Times Democracy | “Always Vigilant” |
