The Most Compassionate Citizens in The Lexicon
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Empire of Sgt Major Williams | Moralistic Democracy | “You are a load of poofs!” | |
| 12. |  The Confederated Herds of Armed COWS | Father Knows Best State | “We will run FREE with the buffalo or DIE!” | |
| 13. |  The Cathyy Principality of Pixiedance | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble” | |
| 14. |  The Empire of The Evil Sutekh | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Your evil is my good!” | |
| 15. |  The Federation of Failed Politicians | Capitalist Paradise | “I didn't get elected but I made a ton of cash” | |
| 16. |  The Spicy Land of Zinger Burger | Corporate Police State | “Delicious!” | |
| 17. |  The Kingdom of Major Cadman | Corporate Police State | “Gad!” | |
| 18. |  The Empire of The First Master | Corporate Police State | “I am The Master and you WILL obey me!” | |
| 19. |  The Jingoistic States of Alf Garnett | Iron Fist Consumerists | “You silly moo!” | |
| 20. |  The Republic of Jingdood | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream.” |
