by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in The Isles O Chocolate Coatings

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Isles O Chocolate Coatings is ranked 3,496th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Supremely Utopian Empire of GravlenFather Knows Best State“All Hail (fill in the blank, whomever leads today)!”
2.The Federation of TheBearsLiberal Democratic Socialists“Polo and Ursa are cute”
3.The Sexy and Lovable Alliance of The Cold Blue NorthLeft-wing Utopia“Pax ad infinitum”
4.The Radchaai Province of IfreannScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Justice. Propriety. Benefit.”