The Highest Economic Output in The Grand Old Duke of Pork
World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Star Empire of Old North Fish | Democratic Socialists | “Squamae Abundare Terra Liberarum” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of Owanef | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Sedisti lassus, remeisti nos deinceps truditur” | |
| 3. |  The State of Sus Scrofa | Anarchy | “Pride and Industry” |
