The Most Primitive in The East Pacific
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Matriarchy of The Blessed and Holy Land | Corporate Police State | “Praise be to our Holy Goddess” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of Caraqastan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Improvement is always to be made.” | |
| 3. |  The Tired beings of Bored | Democratic Socialists | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of Arvorenia | Father Knows Best State | “Independência ou Morte!” | |
| 5. |  The Borderlands of Repressing fools | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Welcome to paradise city.” | |
| 6. |  The Colony of Lactac | New York Times Democracy | “Dnd good” | |
| 7. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Turdyzstan Ham | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We're all in this together!” | |
| 8. |  The Community of The Cambrian Football Association | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Fuego y Corazón” | |
| 9. |  The Borderlands of Megsville | Democratic Socialists | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 10. | The Republic of United Ko | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Motto...” |
