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The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in The Cuckoos Egg

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dominion of RootIron Fist Consumerists“Root is God”
2.The Kingdom of Mr StalkerCorporate Police State“Never underestimate the King of Hell, darling.”
3.The Game Administrator's Realm of SalusaSecondusFather Knows Best State“That which does not kill you only makes you stronger.”
4.The Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz of Insomniac RoavinFather Knows Best State“No sleep until I have reinvented this damn wheel”
5.The Words of Jonathan SwiftAuthoritarian Democracy“Seriously, seriously serious.”
6.The Principality of Princesses Celestia and LunaFather Knows Best State“Friendship is magic; barring that, there's lunar exile.”
7.The Matriarchy of Hysterical FemalesCorrupt Dictatorship“Prozac, Xanax, Wine, and Chocolate!”
8.The Bosphorus Spanning City of GawddamntinopleCorrupt Dictatorship“Can I have a yellow rose, please?”
9.The Tim a of Puppet of Puppet of a TimIron Fist Consumerists“The Fire of the Phoenix Shall Burn”
10.The Cuckoo's of Krazie KarlMoralistic Democracy“Held captive in the Cuckoo's Egg Again”