The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in The Cuckoos Egg
World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Dominion of Root | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Root is God” | |
2. | The Kingdom of Mr Stalker | Corporate Police State | “Never underestimate the King of Hell, darling.” | |
3. | The Game Administrator's Realm of SalusaSecondus | Father Knows Best State | “That which does not kill you only makes you stronger.” | |
4. | The Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz of Insomniac Roavin | Father Knows Best State | “No sleep until I have reinvented this damn wheel” | |
5. | The Words of Jonathan Swift | Authoritarian Democracy | “Seriously, seriously serious.” | |
6. | The Principality of Princesses Celestia and Luna | Father Knows Best State | “Friendship is magic; barring that, there's lunar exile.” | |
7. | The Matriarchy of Hysterical Females | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Prozac, Xanax, Wine, and Chocolate!” | |
8. | The Bosphorus Spanning City of Gawddamntinople | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Can I have a yellow rose, please?” | |
9. | The Tim a of Puppet of Puppet of a Tim | Iron Fist Consumerists | “The Fire of the Phoenix Shall Burn” | |
10. | The Cuckoo's of Krazie Karl | Moralistic Democracy | “Held captive in the Cuckoo's Egg Again” |