The Nudest in The Conservative Coalition
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Two Kingdoms of GraySoap | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Ad utrumque paratus” | |
| 2. |  The Free Kingdom of Zannania | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Luceat in Aeternam” | |
| 3. |  The Wandering Hicks of Conservative Missouri | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Dead Nation” | |
| 4. |  The The All Seeing Kaiser of Fraunkenstein | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Excuse Me-Excuse Me, You're In My Country Please Move” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of True Sons | Psychotic Dictatorship | “There is no room for weakness” | |
| 6. |  The Daynor Representative of Daynor2 | Free-Market Paradise | “One Year CTEd” | |
| 7. |  The Reaganite Republic of NicoPaulLand | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Proud Founding Member of The Conservative Coalition” |
