The World World Census
The Highest Drug Use in the World
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan | Anarchy | “Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining” | |
| 2. |  The Free State of Vosiycrs | Anarchy | “There Can Never Be Enough” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of I Always Choose The Last Option | Father Knows Best State | “Do you really need a comment on how I make my decisions” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Laser Guns | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Motto” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Bright Stars | Anarchy | “OK” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Gindama | Anarchy | “Motto” | |
| 7. |  The Undefined Lawless Territory of Total anarchya | Capitalizt | “ataxias kai anarkhias” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Buddhai | Capitalist Paradise | “Motto” | |
| 9. |  The Properties of Soylent Megacorp | Anarchy | “Try delicious Soylent™! Now in Soylent Green™!” | |
| 10. |  The Banana Republic of Kazejin | Anarchy | “Death to all llamas.” |
