The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in The Axis of Evil
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark System | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Money, Power, Respect!” | |
| 2. |  The ELF-Eladen Elite Elven Envoy of Evil Incarnate | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Exporting Evil Since 2002” | |
| 3. |  The Zombie Nukers of Look at me | Corporate Police State | “EVIL” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of Bloody Reich | Right-wing Utopia | “Our timber is to die for, literally” | |
| 5. |  The Queendom of Astrun | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Do What I Say Or I'll Bite You” | |
| 6. |  The Big Yellow Star Capitalists of Moneystan | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Let's kill the big bad bunnies” | |
| 7. |  The Nuke Worshippers of Asukafari | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Have you heard the Word? Legalize Herb” | |
| 8. |  The Glorious Free State of Adamkhazia | Corporate Police State | “The glorious regime has made us prosperous!” | |
| 9. |  The Democratic People's Republic of Best Korea | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Prosperous and great country” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic Republic of Arthavinar Islands | Capitalist Paradise | “Pride and Industry” |
