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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in That Place Over There

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Shahdom of Atemananki	Capitalist Paradise	“No doubt a bribe begging me not to destroy them”
2.	The Scorching Desert of New Saradush	Corporate Police State	“You, you wouldn't hurt a gnome would you?”
3.	The Ze'zhuanth Valsharen Che'eln of ShalThassan-Nal	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Phor dal l' eairthin, udos ku'lam h'uena mzild.”