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The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in That Place Over There

The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Scorching Desert of New Saradush	Corporate Police State	“You, you wouldn't hurt a gnome would you?”
2.	The Ze'zhuanth Valsharen Che'eln of ShalThassan-Nal	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Phor dal l' eairthin, udos ku'lam h'uena mzild.”
3.	The Shahdom of Atemananki	Capitalist Paradise	“No doubt a bribe begging me not to destroy them”