The Most Authoritarian in Texas
World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Borderlands of Low Cay | Authoritarian Democracy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 2. |  The Mighty little man of Young Sheldon | Moralistic Democracy | “Bazinga” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Empire of Richard II | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “What would you do for a KlondikeŽ bar?” | |
| 4. |  The Incorporated States of Kinixys | Democratic Socialists | “Torts up!” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Empire of Richard I | Father Knows Best State | “Be sure to drink your OvaltineŽ!” | |
| 6. |  The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Compulsory Consumerist State | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
| 7. |  The Anonymous Peoples of Limnadea | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We thought what we'd do is we'd pretend to be one of...” | |
| 8. |  The Pirate League of Mocanaqua | Left-Leaning College State | “No Prey, No Pay” | |
| 9. |  The Empire of Maisedog | Left-Leaning College State | “Barks and roars by maise” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Big Tex | Civil Rights Lovefest | “For Texas!” |
