The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Syria
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Awakening of Abbad | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Carpe Diem” | |
| 2. |  The Social Nationalist Republic of Al-Faisal | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Unity, Freedom, Socialism” | |
| 3. |  The Syrian Arab Republic of Al-Syria | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Allah, Sūriyya, Bashar wa bas!” | |
| 4. |  The Can't Mossad the Assad of Arab | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Wishing does not make a poor man rich” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Byriune Blonenborlde | Anarchy | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Durrnil 16 | Democratic Socialists | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Dyrnaes | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 8. |  The United Kingdom of Ekge | Corrupt Dictatorship | “The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere” | |
| 9. |  The United States of Foob | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Glesihastaire | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Unity, Discipline, Work” |
