The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in South America
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Land of Accurate Rio de Janeiro | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Bullets, beatings and bombs.” | |
| 2. |  The Commonwealth Realm of Neragua | Anarchy | “Liberty and Unity” | |
| 3. |  The People's Republic of Greatest nation ever | Psychotic Dictatorship | “I bet my leader could beat up your leader!!!!” | |
| 4. |  The Loving Couple of -Woah Crikey | Father Knows Best State | “Lumity” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of New Catalonia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Som i serem” | |
| 6. |  The People's Republic of Llanos | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Por el pueblo, para el pueblo.” | |
| 7. |  The Protectorate of Arvoredecereja | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Cantaremos o Hino da Cereja Sábia” | |
| 8. |  The Rogue Nation of Stargentina | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “En unión y libertad” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Amajana | Left-wing Utopia | “जय अमेजन” | |
| 10. |  The Rogue Nation of Rio de Junho | Father Knows Best State | “Pela ordem” |
