The World World Census

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Eschew Obfuscation”
2.	The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier	Capitalist Paradise	“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
3.	The Fishy Goodness of Blue Marlin	Civil Rights Lovefest	“My bill is pointy.”
4.	The Mysterious Airship of King Carl	Iron Fist Consumerists	“No it is not”
5.	The Kingdom of Minote	Democratic Socialists	“Balance...”
6.	The Ever Regressing Backwater of Prosophobia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“25000000BC or Bust!”
7.	The Confederacy of The Goggles	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Deo Vindice”
8.	The Federal Republic of I Always Choose The Last Option	Father Knows Best State	“Do you really need a comment on how I make my decisions”
9.	The Grand Duchy of Mustanoki	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Dico, Dico, Dico”
10.	The Poetic Tendencies of Aersoldorf	Psychotic Dictatorship	“But for paper, wars would be rare”