by Max Barry

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The Highest Crime Rates in Seattle

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Seattle is ranked 6,077th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The State of Duwamish RiverAnarchy“Might Makes Right”
2.The District of KimbangouAnarchy“Peace and Justice”
3.The State of TiendaCorporate Bordello“God, Homeland, Liberty”
4.The Queen's State of GaeNew York Times Democracy“State”
5.The State of MeydenbauerAnarchy“State”
6.The State of Drummond CockburnLeft-Leaning College State“We Will Endure”
7.The State of OuakenDemocratic Socialists“Homeland, Liberty, Freedom”
8.The Queen's State of Saint FossTyranny by Majority“Patron Saint of Lost Pasts and Confusing Futures”