The Fattest Citizens in Sacrum Romanum Imperium
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Grand Principality of Saaro | Left-Leaning College State | “Слава Руси, Героям слава” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of The Koniggratzer | Left-Leaning College State | “Med hjälp av Asarna- stark og fri” | |
| 3. |  The Gallic Empire of Bourbon Francia | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Libertas, Aequalitas, Sororitas” | |
| 4. |  The Pony Roman Empire of Auzkhia | Left-wing Utopia | “Ευνομία και Αρμονία και Ελευθερία” |
