The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Russia
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Community of Alexey Navalny | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “I'm not going to appeal to violence or aggression...” | |
2. | The Doctors Recommendation of An Apple A Day | Iron Fist Consumerists | “An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away!” | |
3. | The Free State of Azov | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Незламний” | |
4. | The United Socialist States of Bakhroma | New York Times Democracy | “Занято́й, как пчела́” | |
5. | The Buttastrophe of Buttstan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Shirtless on a horse? Try elderly, bald, and bloated!” | |
6. | The United Socialist States of Colbala Con | Iron Fist Consumerists | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
7. | The Greatness of Empress Catherine II | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I praise loudly, I blame softly.” | |
8. | The Commonwealth of Hiroshima-Nagasaki | Benevolent Dictatorship | “For a brighter future” | |
9. | The Republic of Kerensky | New York Times Democracy | “Единство” | |
10. | The United Socialist States of Leninissimo | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Mission Accomplished: Communism!” |