The Nudest in Rushmore
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Loving Couple of OfficialCouple- | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Lumity” | |
| 2. |  The Democratic Republic of Kirungabi | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Bitandukanijwe maze binyabumwe n'amaraso” | |
| 3. |  The Arctic Nomads of Taloren | Psychotic Dictatorship | “ Low Temperatures, High Spirits” | |
| 4. |  The Gold and Silver Alloy of Electrum | Left-Leaning College State | “We Kick Butt” | |
| 5. |  The Prosaic Union of Gnejs | Left-wing Utopia | “Quantum Satis” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Marianne | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Pax et Mala” | |
| 7. |  The Republic in Exile of Iturributa | Left-Leaning College State | “Post tenebras lux” | |
| 8. |  The Metallic Brotherhood of Tikariot | Democratic Socialists | “100% Tik, 0 Tok!” | |
| 9. |  The Precarious Co-operative of The Valhallan Union | Left-wing Utopia | “Lands of Ice, Hearts of Fire” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic Republic of Center Iceland | Democratic Socialists | “Cui multum datum, multum quaeretur” |
