The Most Primitive in Portugal
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Syma Lux | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Name 0 portuguese colony” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Partugal | Democratic Socialists | “This is my blissful beloved homeland” | |
| 3. | The Community of Honey Heights | Civil Rights Lovefest | “The bears are lazy so we do work for them” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Empire of Divine Intercession | Anarchy | “You are not alone we're here to help” | |
| 5. |  The Borderlands of Duraecia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Deibabor igo Deibobor Duraecobor” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Galiza | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Fogar de Breogán” |
