The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Poland
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Cannibalicracy of Vespertilia | Left-wing Utopia | “ULTRA KVLT UBER NEKRO GRIM” | |
| 2. |  The Rogue Nation of DSN97 | Democratic Socialists | “We Will Endure” | |
| 3. |  The Royal Capital City of Krakow | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Cracovia urbs celeberrima” | |
| 4. |  The City of Gdynia | Left-wing Utopia | “Uśmiechnij się, jesteś w Gdyni” | |
| 5. |  The Voivodeship of Lublin | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Smakuj życie!” | |
| 6. |  The City of Torun | Left-wing Utopia | “Nic o nas, bez nas” | |
| 7. |  The City of Kielce | Left-wing Utopia | “Bóg, Honor, Ojczyzna” | |
| 8. |  The Wyspa Wolności i Tolerancji of Populizm i Socjalizm | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Nikt nas nie przekona ze czarne jest czarne” | |
| 9. |  The City of Poznan | New York Times Democracy | “Żyj w prawdzie, sprawiedliwości i pokoju” | |
| 10. | The Kingdom of Great Poznan | Capitalist Paradise | “Empowering Freedom, Enriching Lives, Building Strength.” |
