The Safest in Peace
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Peaceable Kingdom of Lions and Lambs | Left-wing Utopia | “The lion will eat straw like the ox” | |
| 2. |  The Most Serene Republic of Pirouettes | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Paiana hymnoumen heilissousai kallichoroi” |
